Classic Beef Stroganoff Recipe
Alright, let’s
shake off the stuffy chef vibes and talk real talk about beef
stroganoff—classic comfort food, but with way less fuss. Here’s how I do it,
and honestly, it slaps.
Beef Stroganoff—The Real Deal
How Long’s This Gonna Take?
- Prep:
Like, 15 minutes (unless you get distracted, then… who knows)
- Cook:
20-ish minutes
- You’re
eating: In about 35-40 minutes, give or take.
- Level:
Not rocket science, but do not phone in
- Serves:
2 regular people or one very hungry person
Stuff You
will Need
For the Main Event
- Beef: 8
oz (sirloin, tenderloin, ribeye—whatever is on sale, just slice it thin)
- Salt
& Pepper: Sprinkle, taste, repeat
- Butter: 1
tbsp (split it up)
- Olive
Oil: Splash (about a tablespoon)
- Mushrooms: 4
oz cremini or baby Bella, sliced up
- Onion: Half
a small yellow one, sliced thin
- Garlic: 2
cloves, smashed and chopped
For the Sauce
- Flour: 1
tbsp (thickens it up)
- Beef
Broth: 1 cup (low sodium keeps it from getting salty AF)
- Worcestershire
Sauce: 1 tsp (hard to say, easy to use)
- Dijon
Mustard: 1/2 tsp
- Sour
Cream: 1/2 cup (go full fat, this is not diet food)
- Fresh
Parsley: If you’re feeling fancy (or just want to impress
someone)
For Serving
- Egg
Noodles: 4 oz, cooked however the bag says
Tools (Don’t Overthink It)
Big pan, cutting board, sharp-ish knife, something to stir
with, measuring stuff, pot for noodles. That is it.
How To
Make It (Without Losing Your Mind)
Step 1.
Beef & Mushrooms First
- Pat
the beef dry (helps the browning). Salt and pepper that stuff.
- Heat
up half the butter + the olive oil in your big pan. Medium-high heat.
- Toss
in half the beef, get some color on both sides (like 1-2 mins tops per
side). Don’t crowd the pan, or you will just steam it (gross).
- Pull
out the beef; repeat with the rest if needed.
- Mushrooms
in next let them hang out until they get golden and yummy (3-5 mins).
Scoop those out, too. You’ll see why soon.
Step 2.
Onion & Garlic Go In
- Drop
the rest of the butter in, lower the heat a bit.
- Onions
in, scrape up those tasty brown bits from the bottom. Let 'em get soft
and see-through (3-4 mins).
- Garlic
in, stir for like 30 seconds (don’t burn it or you’ll be sad).
Step 3.
Let’s Get Saucy
- Sprinkle
the flour over the onions/garlic, stir it for a minute (no raw flour
taste, please).
- Slowly
pour in the beef broth while whisking like you are on a cooking show. It should get smooth and start thickening.
- Squirt
in Worcestershire and Dijon. Let it bubble gently.
Step 4.
Noodle Time
- While
your sauce does its thing, cook noodles in salty water. Do not overcook them;
nobody likes them much.
Step 5.
The Grand Finale
- Lower
the heat on your sauce. Take the pan off the burner for a sec (or just
keep it super low), then stir in the sour cream. Don’t let it boil, or
it’ll go weird.
- Beef
and mushrooms are back in. Stir gently, coat it all in that glorious sauce.
Taste it. More salt? More pepper? Your call.
Step 6.
Serve & Flex
- Pile
that creamy beef over hot noodles.
- Throw
on parsley like you’re on TikTok.
- Eat
immediately. Maybe share. Maybe don’t.
That is it! Real food, real flavor, and honestly, you’ll
want to lick the plate. No judgment.
Macros (Per Serving, makes 2 Plates) Heads up: These
are more like educated guesses than precise science, honestly. Everything
depends on which beef cut you grab, how generous you get with the sour cream,
and if you’re feeling heavy-handed with the noodles. This is for the beef, sauce,
and egg noodles, so if you swap things, numbers go out the window.
- Calories:
somewhere in the 700-850 range
- Protein:
45-55g (yeah, it’s beefy)
- Carbs:
50-60g
- Fat:
35-45g (don’t judge, it’s comfort food)
Tips & Tweaks
• Beef Stuff: Sirloin and tenderloin are the
VIPs—super tender, but your wallet might not thank you. Chuck roast is the
budget hero. Just slice it thin and simmer it low and slow (like, 45-60
minutes), or you’ll be chewing forever.
• Mushroom Choices: Can’t find cremini? No biggie.
White buttons do the job. Feeling fancy? Toss in some wild mushrooms for that
“I forage on weekends” vibe.
• Sour Cream: Go for full-fat. Trust me, the light
stuff has a meltdown (literally) and can split if you look at it funny. If your
sour cream is chilly, let it hang out on the counter for 10-15 minutes, so it
doesn’t freak out when it hits the pan.
• Extra Creamy? Hit it with a spoonful or two of
cream cheese. Your arteries might cringe, but your taste buds will throw a
party.
• Big Flavor Move: After your onions and garlic get
cozy and golden, splash in a bit of dry red wine (Pinot Noir or Merlot works
great). Cook it down before you add broth. Chef’s kiss.
• Not a Noodle Person? Stroganoff is chill—try mashed
potatoes, rice, cauliflower rice, or even zucchini noodles if you’re
low-carbing it this week.
• Leftover Game: Chuck it in an airtight container,
fridge for up to 3 days. Reheat gently (low and slow!) with a splash of broth
or water if it gets too thick. Whatever you do, don’t boil it or the sauce
might turn into a hot mess.
FAQs
1Q: Why did my sour cream curdle like sad cafeteria
lunch?
A: You probably hit it with too much heat. Sour cream is a
diva—she likes it low and slow. Kill the heat before you stir her in, and
gently warm things up if needed. Boiling? Don’t even think about it.
2Q: Ground beef—can I use it, or will the Stroganoff gods
judge me?
A: Honestly, you do you. Not “classic,” but totally doable.
Brown it, drain the fat, then carry on with the recipe. Texture’s different,
but the world won’t end.
3Q: My sauce is thinner than my patience. How do I
thicken it up?
A: First, make sure you give the flour (or roux) a solid
minute to cook before adding liquid. Still runny? Make a quick cornstarch
slurry (1 tsp cornstarch + 1 tbsp cold water), whisk it in, simmer for a minute
or two, and watch it thicken up.
4Q: Can I sneak in other veggies?
A: Traditionally, it’s just onions and mushrooms, but
honestly, who’s watching? Thin slices of bell pepper or a handful of spinach at
the end add a pop of color and some bonus vitamins.
5Q: Slicing beef super thin—what’s the trick?
A: Pop your beef in the freezer for 20-30 minutes. It’ll
firm right up, making it way easier to slice thin. Always cut against the
grain, or you’ll be gnawing like a caveman.
There you go—Stroganoff decoded. Go wild.
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